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HAVE A BEER....5/2/23

Updated: Jun 8, 2023

Every once in a while I find something unusual during my morning walk. While I’ve picked up hundreds of empty beer cans over the years, yesterday I came across one that was full and unopened.

I looked at it for a moment and thought to myself, “why would someone throw out a perfectly good can of beer?”

Then it dawned on me and I began to speculate.

I guessed that the litterer was a white, middle aged conservative male with issues who had just stopped by the convenience store for a refresher. As he was cruising along, eagerly anticipating his suds, he happened to hear the story on the radio of Anheuser-Busch putting the face of the transgender influencer and TikTok star, Dylen Mulvaney on some of its beer cans.

The enraged driver looked down at the can he was about to crack open and decided there was no way he was going to drink that tainted beer, so he angrily chucked it out the window.

Well his loss was my gain - I enjoyed a nice cold can of Bud Light that same afternoon while celebrating one company’s dedication toward diversity.

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